CASSIE:  What are you, my dyke in shining armor?

THELMA:  Been stalked by any fallen Angels lately

CASSIE:  I seem to attract them.

THELMA:   You are sexy. In an unsuspecting novice, nun kind of way.

CASSIE:   In your dreams

THELMA: Frequently

THELMA: So, what are you doing here?

PEGGY:  Actually my Father used to own this place?

THELMA:  Oh, Sorry

PEGGY: I died here in 1923. I'd like ro say my husband caught me with the scullery maid but actually it was the flu. How about you?

THELMA: I was ritualistically sacrificed by a fallen Angel

PEGGY:   Ah, the flu too, eh?

JO:  Roxanne Davenport?

DAVID:  She'd do well to end up a former Glamour Model.

THELMA: I was walking across the Sports Hall today, and who do I see intently banding a ball agenst a wall but the lovely Troy. And I thought to myself I bet you Cassie would like to be that ball.

JO:   Somethings up

CASSIE: I'm addictd to free based Crack. And I've taken to

  Prostitution to feed my habit.

JO: Good choise.

THELMA:  Tell me young lady when were you planning to use that?

CASSIE:  What?

THELMA:   Ribbed for her pleasure. Like that works.

CASSIE:  How do you know? Thelma Bates, I didn't know you'd had it in you.

THELMA:  Spying is such a dirty word.

ROXANNE: Few days ago she was this hapless virgin, now shes a total whore.

LEON: I like it, kinda like having our very own Britney Spears

CASSIE: Drink a bottle of cooking sherry, take a hot bath and throw myself down the stairs.

CASSIE:  How did we get in this mess?

THELMA:  Well, I'm told when a man and woman love each other very much...

CASSIE:  It almost always ends in tears.

THELMA:   Thats hetrosexuality for you.

THELMA:  Look, its such a standard procedure these days. Hey, Everbody under 20 should have one.

THELMA:  Where do you think your going?

CASSIE:  No?

THELMA:  Your in for a 2 night stay in a one star hotel, with you butt hanging out.

THELMA: I think Jesus was a lesbian who loved too much