THELMA: Dead people still have desires.
THELMA: Have you seen the new girl.
Eyes of steal and nipples to match.
THELMA: Maybe we should call somone?
CASSIE: Like who?
THELMA: The Police?
CASSIE: Yeah, Excuse me Sir, Dr Surtees stole my fetus.
It's probably the child of the devil, but I need to find my ex to be sure.
LEON: Its like having my very own puppy
ROX: What, does he lick your balls as well as his own?!
ELLA: It'll open your third eye
THELMA: No kidding, I use Vodka
THELMA: what are you doing you scared the living shit out of me!
ELLA: You haven’t got any shit, living or otherwise
THELMA: A sort of Cosmic Condom
ROXANNE: Why dont we all just admite that theres more magic in this carpet then in your mushrooms.
LEON: Ella?
ROXANNE: Have you been a naughty boy?
LEON: Rox
ROXANNE: I'm afraid so.
LEON: Just get me out of this
ROXANNE: "CLICK" (takes a picture on her phone.)
THELMA: So the virgin sounds keen, why didn't you ...
ELLA: Hes not ready yet.
THELMA: Mentally or Physically
DAVID: Go forth and, try not to multiply.
LEON: I think ur totally out of order, I think it’s our fault she is were she is and now you don’t even want to visit her. I think it’s outragas frankly and it I want 2 visit her I would. I’m not saying I do, but if I did I would and I wouldn’t ask your permission.
ROX: Anything else?
LEON: Yeah, Pass the ketchup. (giggling)
ELLA: Riddle,How does Jez get his Rox off.
ELLA: Just because you sound paronid doesn't mean their not out to get you.
THELMA: Your not really my idea of a wet dream either
THELMA: ...Touch not the wort of St John. Sounds Gross.
ROX:... Its about keeping the faith.
LEON: Keeping the faith. Is that the same as shagging a preist.
PERIE: The past is history , the futures is a mystery and this moment is a gift. Thats why we call it the present.
THELME: ...nurse Perie more SAS than NHS, am I right?
AZAZEAL: We should look out for a change in the weather, because God must be pissing himself at this.
LEON: What kind of wanker do you think I am, I'm not going to piss off and leave you.
THELMA: NO you don't want pain killers you want a brew.
THELMA: Jez isn't a preist hes a Nephilim,a fallen angel. Now that may sound odd but if you think about it, it makes perfect sence.
I was sacrificed by one. Felix was kebabed by one. Cassie went the whole hog and slept with one. She was a witch and Malachi's half demon - this probably isn't helping is it?
LEON: You haven’t been watching me in the shower, then?
THELMA: oh gross! I may be dead but I’m not straight!
LEON: Save me some food Thelma.
THELMA: I've licked it all
THELMA: This bits good, just as shes about to get her
rocks off he looks at his watch.
DAVID: I suppose you know there was a video. Its how we knew.
ROXANNE: Thats (pause) fucking brilliant
LEON: Is that...?
THELMA/ELLA: Yeah.
LEON: And is that...?
THELMA/ELLA: Yeah.
LEON: Always nice to look up old friends.
ELLA: Thelma, I think I've messed up.
THELMA: Why?
ELLA: I've allowed myself to want things I can't have.
THELMA: Like a pony?!
MALACHI: Face it Mate, you were just warming her up for me.
ELLA: It was ment to help me stop thinking about Malachi. Divert the frustraction.
THELMA: We have vibrators for that sort of thing these days.
ELLA: So your the Alfa Male
MALACHI: The Head Honcho
ELLA: Top Banana
MALACHI: You got it baby.
THELMA: Oh for God sake, Stripe her naked and lets get out of here
LEON: So where have you been
THELMA: Solving Global warming
THELMA: Wait, whos telling you all this
LEON: Arc Angel Raphiel
THELMA: Interesting. I played him in the nativity once.
LEON: Well I have the felling hes slightly darker in real life.
LEON: Leon Taylor, Malachi slayer
RAPHIEL: You will get your reward in Heaven
LEON: Hopefully not to soon.
ELLA: Well, last time she'll be eatting between meals
MALACHI: Who you killing?
TOM: The Armys of Satan
THELMA: I've died once, I can do it again.
JO: You no what I think, I think your father needn't be worried, your turning into a right little bastard.
MALACHI: I'm a sex-addict
ROXANNE: Try Alex, I'm sure she can provide the neccesary treatment.
THELMA: Hello Freedom Fighters
MAYA: Why'd you bring me here Thelma. Don't tell me theres a size 10 stiff wearing nothing but Agnes B.
ELLA: Trap.
JO: What?
ELLA: I know you can get more humane ones these days, but the old ones never fail. You put the cheese just here, mice can't resist a bit of cheese - you could say its their deepest desire. Once they've taken it - off with their heads. Works everytime.
THELMA: So if the ginger breadmen represent the pupil, then the next on the hit list is defently Tom.
ELLA: Do you need visal aids.
THELMA: Yes I'm hungry.
LEON: Peace offering. And thats Peace offering not trying to get in your pants offering.
LEON: You know, I think your single handly keeping the pork industry alive.
THELMA: Like you and the porn industry.
LEON: You know what they say, theres no company like your own.
THELMA: I used to like sticking my finger into candles and picking off the hot wax, but I guess this isnt like that.
LEON: we need to burn the end of the blood vesseals that'll stop the bleeding.
THELMA: How do we do that?
LEON: Well in StarWars they used a light saber.
